A woman suddenly has a stroke and is rushed to the hospital... A few hours later, the doctor emerges from the emergency room and confronts the husband. ""Mr. Smith, your wife survived, I have some good news and bad. "" ""Well first of all, she can no longer talk straight and she'll probably spout random words, but that's normal. She has also lost complete control over her lower body including walking as well as using the bathroom, so you will need a wheelchair as well as diapers which must be changed on the hour. There seem to be many motor issues with her upper body as well so you probably have to feed her manually as well as getting a portable respirator. "" The husband is literally in tears as he asks the doctor ""Is there any good news?"" ""Just kidding bro! She's dead!""