Terry Schiavo's husband might have kept her alive if he was a vegan. Then he would have an all he can eat vegetable.

Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail? It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Heisenberg's wife was unhappy... because when he had the time, he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum. Credit to G