So a guy sits down at a bar... The guy sits down at the bar and orders a drink. As he waits for the bartender to give him his order, he smells something foul. He sniffs and finds the odor is coming from the man next to him. He leans over and asks, ""Hey buddy, did you just shit yourself?"" The man responds ""Yeah sure did."" Taken aback the guy then asks, ""Well why don't you go get cleaned up?"" To which the other guy responds ""Cause I ain't finished yet.""
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!
[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE
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