Two Business Men Make a Pact Two Business Men make a pact, the first one who dies will come back and tell the other one what the afterlife is like. So Joe dies first. A year to the day, he calls out to his partner..Sam It's me Joe. Joe? So what is it like out there.?"" Joe..well first we have breakfast and then we screw. Then we have lunch and then we screw and then finally we have dinner and then we screw. Sam... That is Heaven? Joe...What Heaven? I'm in Wisconsin and I'm a bull!