Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose.

A dad brought a lie detector home . The lie detector that read Siegfried Sassoon war poems everytime it detected a lie. The son comes home in the afternoon. Fat

Teacher offers Monday absence to the students in a middle school class ...If anyone can use the term 'definitely' properly in a phrase. So Sarah raises her hand

Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say ""please paint that wall, Jose""