Did you hear about Charlie Sheens new TV show? It's called Two and a Half T Cells.#Charlie Sheens#Half T Cells#One-Liner0🔗 Share
LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen#Charlie Sheens#Charlie Washingma Sheen#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning.#Charlie Sheen#Charlie Sheens#Notre Dame#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →