Two priests die and go up to Heaven... .. but when they get there they find there's a HUGE lineup at the Pearly Gates. Hours and hours go by and they are barely inching closer to their destination. Finally they see St. Peter lean over and stare down the line at someone behind them. He makes a ""come here"" gesture and this pretty blonde gal comes mincing out from behind the priests, scoots right to the front and gets right in. The priests are baffled but continue to wait. FINALLY they get to the front of the line. One of them turns to St. Peter and says, ""I don't want to sound ungrateful but we've served the Lord all our lives. How come that woman got to skip to the front of the line?"" ""Oh her,"" says St. Peter, ""She owned a little red sports car."" Confused, the priest says, ""What does that have to do with it?"" St Peter says, ""She scared the hell out of more people than you two combined.""