A dad brought a lie detector home . The lie detector that read Siegfried Sassoon war poems everytime it detected a lie. The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, ""So, you were at school today, right?"" Son: ""Yeah."" Detector: ""A dawn the ridge emerges massed and dun In the wild purple of the glow'ring sun, Smouldering through spouts of drifting smoke that shroud The menacing scarred slope; and, one by one, Tanks creep and topple forward to the wire. The barrage roars and lifts. Th…

Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia