Chinese Easter Around Easter, Catholic Church in China Town has just lost their caretaker. So the members of the church try to find someone who has both Chinese and Catholic roots. So they bring in three people to interview. They ask the first person, ""What is the significance of Easter?"" They answer *Chinese accent*, ""Eessa time... uhh... essa time when Christ turn water into wine."" The interviewers say, ""No, that is not what happened."" The bring in the second guy and ask him the same question. He responds, ""Eessa time... essa time when rabbit bring candy to chirdren."" Again they say no. So the third guy comes in and when he is asked, he replies, ""Essa time when a Christ die on cross."" The interviewers are impressed. ""Tell us more,"" they say. The interviewee says, ""Christ... die on cross.. resurrect to day rater (later). Walk toward end of cave. Roll rock away. Christ walk outside. See shadow. Run back inside. Six more weeks winter.""