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Deep in Siberia, three prisoners huddle around a small fire and discuss their sentences. ""Every day, I arrived five minutes late to work,"" says the first. ""Because I was careless, I was arrested for sabotage."" ""Do not fool yourself,"" says the second. ""Every day, I arrived five minutes early to work. I was arrested for spying."" The third stares quietly at the fire, rocking his head back and forth. ""Every day I arrived precisely on time,"" he says. ""My record was perfect. It was in this way I was discovered to own a Swiss watch.""

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