If you want to sleep with my daughter... One halloween night, Paul, Mark and Jake were on a road trip and stopped in an old farm to sleep in the barn. A witch appeared in the barn. She said to the guys ''If you don't want me to kill you, you will have to bring me some fruits from the woods.'' The guys were confused but agreed to go pick up the fruits. They each went their on way. Paul came back first with a blueberry. The witch said ''Take the blueberry and put it up your ass if you want to live.'' Paul did it. The next one to comeback was Jake with a strawberry. She said the same thing and he did it. Jake and Paul started laughing like crazy. ''Why are you laughing?!'' She said. They both said while laughing ''Look! Mark is coming back with a pumpkin!''
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