A driver stopped beside a pedestrian in a tiny remote town... A driver stopped beside a pedestrian in a tiny remote town. Lost and in a hurry, the driver had no desire to engage in conversation with the locals, he only wanted quick directions. ""Hey, old man,"" he snapped. ""Can you tell me how to get to Portland?"" ""Yep,"" the man replied, before crossing the street and disappearing inside a shop door.
Officer: "didn't you know that sleeping in your car on the side of the road is illegal ?" Me: "yes I did officer. But this isn't my car"
Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?
*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.
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