What's common to both Adolf Hitler and Volkswagen? Both of them can kill people with poisonous fumes

Wife to Husband: Before we were married, your farts didn't stink so much. Why? Husband: I cheated on emission tests !! Courtesy: Volkswagen *I don't know whethe

How do you fit 42 Jews into a Volkswagen bug? 1 in the drivers seat, 1 in the passengers seat, and 40 in the ash tray.

Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal He's got experience with a Total Recall