Two hunters in the woods Two hunters are in the woods. The first says ""man I really need to crap but I didn't bring any toilet paper"" the second hunter says ""don't you have a dollar or something in your wallet?"" Hunter 1 says ""oh yea I'll be back"" 10 or so minutes pass and the first hunter finally comes back with crap all over his hands. Hunter 2 says ""what happened?!?"" Hunter 1 "" you try wiping with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel""
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
Does "You'll find love when you're not looking for it" apply to money too? Because let me be clear I am NOT looking for $10 million dollars.
My telethon to raise money for starving children in Africa was a huge flop. I didn't know the TV added 10 pounds. Those kids looked fine. :(
I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.
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