I'm leaving Washington D.C. and... I'm on the plane sitting next a cute girl. We talk about our experiences in D.C and what we did over the weekend, which museums we went to yaddyaddyadah I then ask her: ""Did you go to see the monuments?"" She quickly but disappointingly responds: ""yes, we went and saw all of them, but I'm not a huge monument person."" I respond: ""oh, that's unfortunate. You know who is a giant monument person?"" Her interest peaked: ""no, who?!"" Me: ""Abraham Lincoln."" . She cracks up at the joke, and I proceed to not get laid as usual.