Six shots of Jagermeister A young man sits down at a bar and says, ""I want six shots of Jagermeister."" ""Six shots!?"" exclaims the bartender, ""Are you celebrating something?"" ""My first blow job,"" replies the young man. ""Well, in that case,"" says the bartender, slapping him on the back, ""let me give you a seventh on the house."" The man holds up his hand, ""No offense, sir. But if six shots don't get rid of the taste, nothing will.""
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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