I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips#Emo Philips#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →