Regarding the SCOTUS approval of gay marriage, Iowa representative Steve King has just said (and this is a real quote) ""you could marry your your lawnmower with this decision"". Marrying your lawnmower is fine, but when it comes time to leave, writing that John Deere letter is the toughest part.
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