This Dad joke is so good it escaped from DadJokes and found its way over here ... On an old railway line there was a town named Urelia. And the two conductors on the train could not agree on how to pronounce this name. So everytime the train pulled into this town, one conductor standing at one end of the passenger car would shout something that sounded llike ""You'realiar"", whereupon the conductor standing at the other end of the car would shout something that sounded like ""Youreallyare"".
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls
Wife: We need to go to the store. We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*
I stuck a "Baby On Board" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap.
Me: Get the tires rotated?? Don't they rotate enough while the car is moving? Mechanic: Omg you're right! What a scam. I truly apologize.
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