An American, an Englishman and a Polish guy were on death row at the state penitentiary. The prison governor gave them a choice of three ways to die – be shot,

If pro is the opposite of con.. Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)

George Carlin on suicide- Quote from life is worth losing **George Carlin:** Do you realise, that right this second, right now somewhere around the world some

Guy runs a red light A guy runs a red light. His passenger tells him not to do that, but the driver says "It's okay, my brother drives like this!" He runs anot