A doctor says to his patient... A Doctor says to his patient: ""I have some good news... and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"" Patient: ""Give me the bad news first."" Doctor: ""The bad news is... we're going to have to amputate your feet."" Patient: ""and what's the good news?!!!"" Doctor: ""The good news is, the guy in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers.""
accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"
14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal
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