A man is pulled over by a cop. On a lonely road, a man is pulled over by a cop in his car. The cop tells the driver: ""I didn't pull you over because you were speeding. You've actually won $100 in a safe driving competition!"" Obviously, the driver is very happy. Out of curiosity, the cop asks: ""What are you going to spend the prize money on?"" The driver answers: ""I was going to try out a new cocaine dealer!"" His wife, realizing what he just said, says to the cop: ""Don't worry officer, he's a smart-aleck when he's drunk."" Then, the man in the back seat of the car says: ""Damn it! I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"" Then, a voice from inside the car's trunk says: ""Are we over the border yet?""
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