The Indian Driver An Indian guy was driving with his family, when he noticed that a cop car was following him. After a couple seconds, he pulled over, and one of the cops came out to his window. He rolled it down and asked, ""Is there a problem, officer?"" The cop said, ""No, no problem at all, sir. We have been observing you for your entire right. You've stuck to the speed limit, followed traffic rules and were respectful to other drivers. It's Road Safety week so you've been selected as the Best Driver today. So allow me to present to you this $1000 cheque as a token of our appreciation."" The Indian was so pleased. ""Great! Now I finally have money for a driver's license."" The officer did a double take. Immediately, the Indian's wife said, ""Oh, don't mind him, officer, he blabbers when he's drunk."" This prompted the driver's old mom to mutter, ""See, this is why you shouldn't pull over when you're driving a stolen car.""