Yellow Change It was a hot day in Texas. After consuming a 2 cans of sprite .. Teddy decided to take a leak...the old fashioned way. He quickly located a small bush and decided to make it his bitch..A police officer spotted him and quickly approached him .. Police Man: Well sir u dun'know out yeaa in texis u goda pay-afine furr pissinnenn out here.. Teddy: * shakes off last bits of urine* oh ofcourse sir ..i was just desperate...i'm willing to do whatever to leave in peace Police officer: well see da fine be 50 dollars sir *grins* Teddy : WOW! Well i only got a 100 here sir. you got any change? Police officer: no sir no change around these parts of texiiissss! Teddy: Okay then i think i got a little something left. * walks towards bush and starts to urinate* *Hands cop 100 dollar bill* Teddy: hope we good now? police officer: .........guess so.
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