I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly.

Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.

Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear.

[job interview] What's ur greatest strength? "I wear too much cologne" No, I mean- "A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"