Pissing like a sprinkler There was a guy at his buddy's house, and he said to his friend: ""Man I must've drunk a lot at your party last night, I was pissing like a sprinkler today!"" Confused, his friend asked: ""you mean you were squirting in short bursts?"" The guy replied: ""no, I mean I was spraying all over your front yard while your daughter was jumping around in it in a bikini.""
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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