""Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."" Here is the explanation of this joke, for the under-30 crowd. In 20th century gay jokes about drag-queens, ""Phyllis"" was a typical drag-queen name. The use of names like ""Phyllis"" in these jokes mirrored the fact that drag-queens typically picked out female names for themselves, to go with their female outfits. And ""Phyllis"" was a favorite choice.
Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ. Soldier: You can just point to him. Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don't tell you how to do your job.
A man who calls himself "Dog the Bounty Hunter" is currently hunting down a man named "War Machine". We all live inside a comic book now.
It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called "marine biologist", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year.
Autocorrect just changed faux pas to faux pasta and this gluten war has gotten out of hand.
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