Instead of dropping Charlie Sheen, shouldn't Hanes keep him on to promote their Wife-beater Tees?

Roses are red... Roses are red, violets are blue, on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how hard did he hit you? ***I am not for domestic abuse or find it a laughing matter but my future wife just told me this while we were brushing our teeth.***

The princess drink A man gets a promotion one day at work and decides to celebrate with his wife later on. They decide to go to a fancy restaurant they had never been to before. They get seated and are shown the drinks menu. The waiter says to them ""we are known for our drinks that we name after celebrities, such as the Emma Watson, a perfectly mixed well balanced drink, or the Charlie Sheen, made with perfection and tiger blood"" as they are speaking, a waiter walks in with a bottle of vodka, …

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