"SMH, SMH, SMH, hi, SMH, SMH" (a text message from Muhammad Ali)

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human.

I think I saw Michael J Fox in a gardening centre earlier... It was hard to tell, he had his back to the Fuchsias.

I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky.