Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's only human.

I think I saw Michael J Fox in a gardening centre earlier... It was hard to tell, he had his back to the Fuchsias.

Hey, who did you vote for?... I wrote in Michael J. Fox. I think he can really shake things up!

I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own.