Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.

George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious

Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11.

Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11.