Air Traffic Control joke Two pilots were talking in a bar. One asked the other what is the worst air traffic controlling he had experienced. He told the following story....We were coming into Madrid it was socked in with heavy fog and the ILS (Instrument Landing System) was out so we were getting talked down by their radar controller. He tells me I am on course and to begin my approach. He tells me when I am left or right high or low all the way down to minimums then he says the runway is ahead and I should be able to see it and I am cleared to land. Sure enough the runway was right in front. The other pilot at the bar says ""Hold on that sounds like some good controlling to me !"" ""You think so ?""said the pilot ""Have you ever tried to land on a runway 150 feet long and 6000 feet wide ?""