Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted

A priest and a rabi are walking down the street... And they see a little boy. The priest says,""Hey, we should go screw that little boy."" And the rabi says,""O

Two blondes are walking down a street... And they spot 3 hand grenades on someone's front porch. Panicking, they grab the grenades and agree to go to the police

Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window