Two blondes are walking down a street... And they spot 3 hand grenades on someone's front porch. Panicking, they grab the grenades and agree to go to the police station to report them. As they're about halfway to the police station, the first blonde turns and asks, ""What do we do if one of these explodes?"" The second blonde turns to him and says, ""That's alright, we'll just tell the cops that we only found two of them.""
cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there
Officer: Do you know you have a blinker out? Me: Yes, officer. Officer: When did you plan on getting that fixed? Me: 2005
Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge! Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh....
[police lineup] VICTIM: That's him! The dopey fat guy in the middle. COP: We haven't started yet. That's your own reflection in the glass.
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