chapter 7 verse 7 GUYs i saw a catholic sister last night and decided to give her a lift in my car. As the car was moving, then i placed my hand on the sister's laps pretending i was looking for the gear lever. The sister cast a glance at me and said; Mtcheew ""matthew chapter 7 verse 7"" and i quickly removed my hand. After short time,i placed my hand again on the sister's lap and the sister said to me again ""matthew 7 verse 7"" i nervously removed my hand. The sister reached her destination and got off the car, cast another glance at me and said ""So u don't read your Bible!"" And when i got home, i opened my Bible to Matthew 7verse7 and it says ""ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN TO YOU"". ... I fainted...
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