Getting into Heaven A young man stood before St. Peter who tells him ""Son, to let you into Heaven you must tell me one good thing you've done on Earth"" The guy thinks for a moment and replies ""Well, I saw some some bikers out the front of a bar harassing a girl. So I walked over to the biggest biker, kicked his bike over, pushed him to the ground, and told him to leave the poor girl alone!"" St. Peter is quite impressed with this and says, ""Well done my son, and when exactly did this happen?"" ""About 5 minutes ago""