A Street gang approach St Peter at the Pearly Gates... One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a gang of men walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, ""God, there are some evil, thieving looking men at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?"". God replied, ""Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."" St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling ""God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"" ""Who, the men?"". ""No, the Pearly Gates.""