Alice and Bob are at a bar... Alice and Bob are at a bar. Alice is menstruating. Suddenly, Alice stands up and says to Bob, ""I've got to go change my pad, be right back"" Bob asks, ""Why don't you just wash it and keep using it?"" ""I can't. It's a one-time pad.""
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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