A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, ""Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"" ""Yes, dear,"" replied her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it. ""But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?""
Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier.
Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte
Went to "The Social Network." I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids.
How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
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