😄 Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? one is plastic and dangerous for you...

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

#Michael Jackson

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