Man walks into a McDonalds. Cashier: ""Hello welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?"" Man: ""Hi, let me get a Bigmac value meal. Burn the lettuce, burn the onions, burn the ketchup, burn the fries... hell, burn the soda- but remember to fill up the cup to the brim with ice so that it takes up half the volume. Burn everything except the patty; I want that to be ice cold. Make one of the buns smaller than the other, and significantly misplaced so that half of it is hanging off the sandwich where I can't move it because it's glued to the cheese. I want 3 fingernails to be embedded in the sandwich, and finally, make sure the sauces are squirted everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE on the sandwich.... except on the inside of the sandwich of course, that'd be silly. I'll have this all to-go please."" (after a long pause) Cashier: ""Um.. sir. We can't serve you that."" Man: ""Well sure you can. That's what I got last time!""