I wrote this joke...no really,I did. Hope you like it! Once upon a NO time,there was a NO village. The NO village was NO home to many NO villagers. In the NO village,there were NO two NO rules:NO one,every NO noun had to be preceded by the NO word NO(in all NO caps) unless it was a proper NO noun,or unless it already had the NO word 'no' in front it as part of the sentence. NO two,there was no friction in the NO village,so the NO objects would always slide NO everywhere. Now,NO one NO day,a NO outsider came to the NO village;his NO name was Moss. The NO villagers did not like NO outsiders,so they pushed Moss off of a NO hill. Because there was no friction,Moss started a NO avalanche. Moss died,buried under a pile of NO rocks. So I guess you could say:A rolling Moss gathers NO stones.