Calling for backup A policeman patrolling Kings Cross spots a huge black guy dancing on the roof of a Ford Sierra. He gets on the radio and calls for backup. ""What's the situation?"" ""A big fat darkie is dancing on a car roof.""You can't say that over the radio!"" replies the operator, ""You have to use the correct terminology as they taught you on the radio course at the police academy"" ""OK"" he says, ""Kilo... Zulu.... Tango.... Sierra....""
"I think I have ADHD, doc" why? "I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford" that's not- "yeah I keep losing my Focus" get out of my office
How about how some people are SO gothed out but still drive a Ford Focus and shit?! Make your vehicle goth or you ain't shit.
She said she wanted to bump uglies. So, naturally, I got all showered & freshened up and then I rammed my Ford Pinto into her Honda Element.
911: What's your emergency? "I put the Ford in affordable housing." 911: Are you flirting? "No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"
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