A couple of unemployed tough guys see a pair of crocodile shoes in a store window. The one turns to the other and says, ""Look at that price tag! I tell you there's money to be made there!"" So they spend the next 4 weeks in Florida hunting crocs. They kill several, eventually running out of bullets and resorting to a knife at first, then their bare hands. The first one turns to the other and says, ""I'll tell you what, if this next croc we see doesn't have shoes on I quit.""
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