I want to put a map on my wall and put pins into all the places that I've traveled to.... But first, I'm going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map - so it won't fall down. - Mitch Hedberg
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I want to put a map on my wall and put pins into all the places that I've traveled to.... But first, I'm going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map - so it won't fall down. - Mitch Hedberg
I tried to walk into Target But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg
I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg
I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-
In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion
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