The Machine Gun Three American Navy Seals are sent to Mexico to train Mexican soldiers. On the first day of training, one of the Seals orders five of the Mexican soldiers to bring the machine gun. The Mexican soldiers disappear for about 30 minutes and when they return, there is sixth man. The Seals ask, ""What took you so long and who is this?"" One Mexican soldiers points to the sixth man and responds, ""It took us a long time to find Pepe."" Angry, the Seal asks, ""And why did you go look for Pepe?!"" The Mexicans all respond, ""Because he is el mas chingon.""