Tough choice in Florida governor's race... Charlie Crist and Rick Scott are standing at opposite ends of a theater when both men spontaneously burst into flames and there's only one fire extinguisher in the entire building! Where would you hide the fire extinguisher?
They should just report when there WASN'T a shooting in Florida at this point
After my ex and I broke up, I was in a really bad place (Florida)
A Florida police dog is being fired after biting two people; but to be fair, who wouldn't want to hurt people from Florida?
If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral.
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