The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.

Fully clothed mom just waded into the pool to grab her devil spawn child that was ignoring her. She's my new favorite.

Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed. Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.

Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything..