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In Vermont an old man is sitting in his rocking chair on his porch, quietly smoking a pipe. A tourist who is staying at a nearby B&B passes by every day for a week, and whenever he passes, the man is just sitting there in his rocking chair quietly smoking his pipe. One day the tourist cannot refrain from asking the old man: ""Say, have you been sitting here all your life, doing nothing but smoking your pipe?"" Says the old man: ""Not yet!""

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