A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter. He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae. The cashier asks him ""Crushed nuts?"". ""No."" He says, ""Hip replacement"".
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One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's.
Just ate McDonalds after working out, which is the same as taking a shit after a shower.
Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour.
My doctor had a plate of McDonalds food that was a year old to show people that it never rots. The burger was dry but the fries were decent.
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